I like how tumblr is forcing everyone back to deviantart

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Originally posted by peppa-peggy

everyonesmadhere1556:

punkmicheal:

my parents didn’t raise me to order something expensive when someone else is paying

reblog if you too are scared to drink anything but water when someone takes you out to eat

friendlytroll:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

pervocracy:

Fun statistical fact: Cows are about 300 times more likely to kill you than coyotes.

Minor sidenote to statistical fact: If it was common for people to keep several hundred coyotes on their property and routinely chase them into a corral and handle them, this statistic would be different.

this is a great summary of ‘conditional probability’, a statistical property many people grapple with 

…I feel like this post just made me realize that both coconut trees and vending machines, items often quoted in wacky death statistics, are both things that people shake vigorously often

krwzprtt:

enochian-dick-jokes:

broke-broken-breaking:

prokopetz:

If you’re trying to catch a housecat that’s gotten outside, don’t forget: they’re an ambush predator and you’re a persistence predator. You have several times more endurance than they do - use that to your advantage! Don’t run after them; that’s playing to the cat’s strengths, and vigorous pursuit may cause them to hide. Instead, follow them at a brisk walking pace until they get tired and need to have a lie-down, at which point you can simply pick them up and take them home.

Ok but no shit this tactic is what allowed humans to survive pre-civilisation

Some mammoth: *chilling, eating grass, mammothing*

Cavedude: *power walks towards them*

Mammoth: oh sIHT

cat : haha you can’t outrun me

human:

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skelet0nx:

theblogchoseme:

If I text you back fast its not because Im thirsty its because my phone was in my hand at the time. The waiting to text people back on purpose shit is childish

Finally somebody said it

raincityruckus:

la-plus-heureuse:

say what you want, but this shit was better than the scene in legally blonde when elle wins her case

elle and jake wouldn’t make it a competition, they’d want us to appreciate the other for doing a darn good job.

Guess I’m like a terrible bisexual if I agree that there is passing privilege since I have a boyfriend 🤷🏻‍♀️

auradxn:

i’ve been using this website since i was like 13 and i keep getting war flashbacks to old school tumblr like

rise of the brave tangled dragons

“the supernatural fandom has a gif for everything”

fluffy chicken

british youtubers

“ask made rebloggable by request”

missing e.

when people would make individual posts greeting every new follower they got

drapple (truly one of the lowest moments of the harry potter fandom)

those powerpoints that were like “my mum reacts to these generic white guys”

flower crowns

justgirlythings

GLEE

before tumblr took away the ability to edit posts so there were all those “bold what you prefer” surveys

everyone getting betrayed by cole sprouse

the divide between fandom blogs and hipster blogs

those barbie videos

when yahoo bought tumblr and everyone freaked out like the world was ending but literally nothing happened

“i stole them from the president”

the way gifs were like always orange??

mishapocalypse 

LOKI’D

transparent pictures

bronies

that one peter pan face character at disneyland

the fault in our stars and the perks of being a wallflower quotes everywhere

anti-capitalistlesbianwitch:

monstrouslilme:

beltaneborn:

madamehearthwitch:

constellations-and-energy:

Anyone else tired of the 3 guy 1 girl character setup in literally every movie ever?

It’s because at roughly that ratio is where men feel that men and women are represented equally.

There was a study done and when there was 1:1 male/female the male audiences felt as though there were more too many women. In general the men studied perceived things like 3 guys to 1 girl as more representative of the world.

That disgusts me.

There have also been studies in which it was found that men think women talk much more than they actually do - if they have to share equal air time with a woman they think they’re not getting a word in edgewise.

Imagine being so used to privilege and prioritization to think that the equal treatment of others is an unfairness to you.